July 2012
11 posts
Can we just have a moment of silence for those poor teens whose parents monitor their internet usage
A STATUE OF AN ANGEL
Normal person: Wow, what a lovely piece of art. I wonder how long it took?
Me: DEAR JESUS WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T BLINK
A BLUETOOTH HEADSET
Normal person: Oh! This is handy!
Me: HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT HAS BEGUN
A DRUM BEAT
Normal person: This is catchy, I like it.
Me: WE'RE ALL FUCKED NOW
SOMEONE MIMICS YOU
Normal person: You think you're so funny. Stop it.
Me: DO NOT STEAL MY VOICE I CAN FEEL THE COMATOSE SETTING IN OMG HELP ME
A VAN GOGH PAINTING
Normal person: That's extremely beautiful.
Me: cries
TWO SHADOWS
Normal person: Now, this is awesome!
Me: I'M GONNA DIE
SILENCE IN THE LIBARAY
Normal person: Excellent. Nice and quiet, no distractions.
Me: OH FUCK
STONEHENGE
Normal person: What an amazing historical site!
Me: HELLO STONEHENGE!!!!!
A BIG, BLUE POLICE BOX
Normal person: walks past it without noticing it
Me: HE'S HERE DOCTOR OMG I AM READY I VOLUNTEER TAKE ME WITH YOU I'LL BE THE BEST COMPANION EVER I ALREADY KNOW EVERYTHING PLEASE
joelthelastofus:
I just dressed in all black. Put a shirt on my face and made it ninja like, look
and my parents lights are off and I’m light on my feet
so I just walk into my parents room and whisper “nancy”
AND I SWEAR TO GOD HELL WAS RELEASED ON EARTH MY MOM THREW HER NOOK AT ME AND JUMPED OUT OF BED AND STARTED ATTACKING ME AND OH GOD WAS IT THE FUNNIEST THING I HAD EVER DONE
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
so my neighbors completely drunk out of his mind...
him: baby you light up the world nobody does and you flip your hair i'm overwhelmed but when you look at the ground i can tell
me: *screams out the window* IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SING IT RIGHT THEN DON'T SING IT AT ALL
him: woah where did that voice come from omg
me: what the hell
him: i think i'm hearing things
me:
him:
me:
him:
me: go inside you dumbass
him: okay thanks jesus
YOU FUCK TARD!!!!!!
June 2012
23 posts
Anyone like pickles?
I like, no love, wait, FFFFFUUUUUUU!!!!!! I LOVE YOU PICKLES NEVER LEAVE ME!!!
So how bout them pickles??
Movie!Sasuke: Hey I just met you
Movie!Sasuke: and this is crazy
Movie!Sasuke: but here's my address
Movie!Sasuke: how about a baby?
Movie!Sasuke: But all the other girls
Movie!Sasuke: also want my babies
Movie!Sasuke: but there's enough Sauce
Movie!Sasuke: for all you ladies.
deducing-opera-ghost-of-asgard:
valerieparker:
...
If you love TUMBLR, reblog this.
sk-ittles:
This is cursed, if you don’t reblog it, you’ll die in 90 seconds.
The. Notes.
OMGNOTES.
SORRY FOLLOWERS, AND MY THEME. I MUST. IT’S… DSKJHDFJHLDJ
When I'm shopping and a store doesn't have my...
totally-relatable:
Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
iwasmeanttomakeyou-smile-shine:
theboywhocreatedtheworld:
pleasedontbelong:
the-queen-of-anchors:
HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.
If you’re my follower and you don’t reblog this we have a problem~
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES
you better reblog this.
Holy shit o.O
If you don’t reblog this:
May 2012
5 posts
Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
pull-the-triggerr:
psychologicalsock:
kiss-my-sassyness:
HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.
If you’re my follower and you don’t reblog this we have a problem~
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES
you better reblog this.
THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD
Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
Man 1: but I'm not!
Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: honestly?
Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: probably Iron Man.
Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
Man 2: oh yeah..
Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
*awkward silence*
Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!
March 2012
2 posts
“It’s better to have loved and lost then to have never loved at all.”
POST STUFF ON THAT GIRLS PAGE …....
January 2012
1 post
December 2011
1 post
Huh
Anime ppls r awesome hehe
