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Jul 11

loki-for-loki-puffs:
fckyeahiconicboyz:
at-nandos-with-niall:
4lannah:
shen4nig4ns:
sleep-for-days:
vinnysgotswagg:
ifyoufeelthatway:
tkaaay:
bigtimecrushonsomeone:
30rockasaurus:
fuckyeaaaah-xx:
iwannahavethelifethatyouhave:
jforjoelle:
last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again
nothing to lose. :))
Let’s hope
Why not? :)
*crossing fingers*
pretty much^^^^
i got nothing to lose. (:
Last time i did this my wish came true.
Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss
Dont judge me okay
lol if my wish comes true ill pee my pants
crossed fingers!
If it comes true, omFG
Did anyone else wish to meet Tom Hiddleston
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Jul 10
Can we just have a moment of silence for those poor teens whose parents monitor their internet usage
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funniest10k:
If you can’t reblog this, you don’t deserve to be on tumblr.

Ouch to the top comment!!


Click here for the funnest blog you will EVER follow
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careless-world-tyga:
fixaheartfortheloveofadaughter:
theglamourgirl:
None of you probably care, but this is my brother Jack. He is wheelchair bound and can only walk about 5 steps. At his prom a girl that he liked asked him to dance so he stood up and danced with her while the rest of the year clapped and his teachers cried.
i love you jack.
Forever reblog
forever reblog
Forever fucking reblog.
this makes me want to cry
I’m a little choked up now. FOREVER FUCKING REBLOG!!
awwwwwwww! <3
this is fucking amazing <3
I got the chills :3 god bless his heart. how cute. where is that crying gif when you need it?
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A STATUE OF AN ANGEL
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Normal person:
Wow, what a lovely piece of art. I wonder how long it took?
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Me:
DEAR JESUS WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T BLINK
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A BLUETOOTH HEADSET
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Normal person:
Oh! This is handy!
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Me:
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT HAS BEGUN
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A DRUM BEAT
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Normal person:
This is catchy, I like it.
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Me:
WE'RE ALL FUCKED NOW
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SOMEONE MIMICS YOU
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Normal person:
You think you're so funny. Stop it.
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Me:
DO NOT STEAL MY VOICE I CAN FEEL THE COMATOSE SETTING IN OMG HELP ME
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A VAN GOGH PAINTING
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Normal person:
That's extremely beautiful.
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Me:
cries
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TWO SHADOWS
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Normal person:
Now, this is awesome!
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Me:
I'M GONNA DIE
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SILENCE IN THE LIBARAY
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Normal person:
Excellent. Nice and quiet, no distractions.
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Me:
OH FUCK
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STONEHENGE
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Normal person:
What an amazing historical site!
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Me:
HELLO STONEHENGE!!!!!
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A BIG, BLUE POLICE BOX
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Normal person:
walks past it without noticing it
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Me:
HE'S HERE DOCTOR OMG I AM READY I VOLUNTEER TAKE ME WITH YOU I'LL BE THE BEST COMPANION EVER I ALREADY KNOW EVERYTHING PLEASE
joelthelastofus:
I just dressed in all black. Put a shirt on my face and made it ninja like, look

and my parents lights are off and I’m light on my feet
so I just walk into my parents room and whisper “nancy”
AND I SWEAR TO GOD HELL WAS RELEASED ON EARTH MY MOM THREW HER NOOK AT ME AND JUMPED OUT OF BED AND STARTED ATTACKING ME AND OH GOD WAS IT THE FUNNIEST THING I HAD EVER DONE
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I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was serving.
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Me:
I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
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Him:
whatever
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*as I turn to walk away*
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Him:
*talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
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*i turn back to the table*
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Me:
you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
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*i leave and come back*
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Me:
here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
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His friends tipped me $20
so my neighbors completely drunk out of his mind and he just went outside of his house singing and i can hear him from my room and this is what happened...
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him:
baby you light up the world nobody does and you flip your hair i'm overwhelmed but when you look at the ground i can tell
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me:
*screams out the window* IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SING IT RIGHT THEN DON'T SING IT AT ALL
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him:
woah where did that voice come from omg
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me:
what the hell
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him:
i think i'm hearing things
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me:
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him:
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me:
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him:
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me:
go inside you dumbass
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him:
okay thanks jesus